Top 7 reasons why I would live in Quebec City if it were closer to the equator

7. The view

6. The way you know which stores have bread

5. Apparently the giants here keep potted plants

4. Little guys in top hats hanging from wires

3. Random acts of fire on a street corner

2. Free Cirque du Soleil (this is a girl with about 9000 hula hoops all going at once)

1. Poutine!